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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. The book contains the best stereotypical lawyer jokes that is guaranteed to get plenty of giggles. The lawyer immediately sent a telegram to his client, reading justice has triumphed. Then you can start reading kindle books on your smartphone, tablet, or computer no kindle device required. Did you hear about the terrorists who took a whole courtroom full of lawyers hostage. What does a brain do when it sees a friend across the street.
Why does a man have a hole in the end of his penis. Grid works the fun game of logical deduction by thinkfun, rubiks puzzles. Everyone knows a lot of jokes about lawyers are insinuating they arent honest. A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents.
Enter your mobile number or email address below and well send you a link to download the free kindle app. Explore 977 jokes quotes by authors including thomas aquinas, steven wright, and will rogers at brainyquote. Lawyer jokes, which predate shakespeares era, are commonly told by those outside the profession as an expression of contempt, scorn and derision. Your brain fell out after your accident, but we managed to put it back in.
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